F*CK...

Ok so I'm reading over my blog...and UGH! And it sounds soooo.... flowery, peace and love and butterflies and shit... PLEASE. All that know me know I drink and swear and yell at my kids...(sometimes) ;)... and not necessarily in that order :)
 So today I wanted to set the record straight... I can be a bit.... "trashy" and it's not always "peace and love" over here. Right now I am hiding in the bathroom (HIDING IN THE BATHROOM!) writing this to get away from my "perfect" "wonderful" "amazing" children... who are sitting outside the door waiting for me to reappear so they can get under my skin AGAIN! See it's not all butterflies and unicorns over here.... I say this a LOT...

mostly to myself but it has slipped out on occasion...and I know they have heard it because Kid B has used it ONCE... very nicely in a sentence.. ;)...something like.. "It's just a fucking song Drew!!!"(probably when someone was singing!) and at the time a totally a legitimate statement ;)..
But anyhow... setting the record straight... I drink, I swear, I yell at the kids (sometimes)...I do lots of things that are a bit "trashy" and in the end...I still love those little f*ckers to death!!! Drinking, swearing, butterflies, unicorns and all....
Now to exit the bathroom quietly and hope they have left their "lookout post" so I can make my way back to the kitchen to have ANOTHER cup of coffee... clearly I'm going to need it today.. along with a glass of wine...later ;)
Be safe all....and Irene...GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!! Peace people..