What 9 year olds say...

So today I took these goof balls out....

Cole and Drew and their friend Quaid... We went to Ikea and stuff but along the way they did a lot of talking... I just listened(mostly)... and took notes ;-)
Here it goes....

Kid Q: I watched Friday the 13th!
Kid B: That's not that scary (he's NEVER seen it or even heard of it!!)
Kid Q: I know ... Jason punched this teenager's head off.
Kid B: Did you ever see that commercial on NICK(Nickelodeon) where the kid takes his head off??
Mom: There's no blood and guts in that commercial....

Kid Q: I got my picture taken with Chris Christie.
Mom: Kid B Kid A, do you know who that is???
Kid B Kid A: NOPE!
Mom: That's my boys!

Kid B: How old are you?
Kid Q: 9
Kid B: Oh yeah, me too. I keep forgetting. Sooo many friends. Sooo many names... Sooo many numbers...

Entering Ikea.
Kid Q: Do I need a big yellow bag??
(um no kid, you don't)

Kid B: Hey Dude
Kid Q: Dude
Kid A: Dude
Kid B: Dude....

Kid B: DUDE you're like 100% stronger then me!
Kid Q: Look I'm not even trying!! Imagine if I was...

Kid Q: Grown ups don't cry when they get hurt.
Kid B: Well sometimes they do.
Kid Q: NO they don't . They could like break a bone or something and they just wince.
Mom: Hey Kid Q...Grown ups CRY when they get hurt!
Kid B: Well sometimes they cry...
Kid A: I cry!
Kid Q:  OK grown up ATHLETES don't cry when they get hurt.

Kid Q: People that were born to swim never drown. Unless of course someone pulls you down...like a shark.
Kid B: Yeah I wish I was born to swim.
Kid Q: Well maybe you were born to swim in a small pool... not like an ocean.
Kid A: I CAN SWIM!!

Riveting, I know. 
Happy Labor Day people... and here's hoping you were born to swim :)